This Place? is in this place
We're tearin' up the world 'cause it's a big rat race
Get up, you're down on your face
You hit on some chick and she sprayed you with mace
Don't worry the music's here
Even though your eyes start to tear
Listen to the people cheer
'Cause This Place? is here

This Place? is in this place and This Place? rocks
This Place? is in your face like chickenpox
This Place? is all that, and that is what it's done
Don't sweat, don't fret, just have fun

Look over there at the big fat man
Dancin' around like the Michelin man
Hot damn, look at him go
Stealin' This Place's whole show
He's bee-boppin and flea-floppin
Think he's on crack 'cause his eyes are poppin'
I guess This Place? really drives him wild
Cause he's goin' for a ride

This Place? is in this place and This Place? rocks
This Place? is in your face like chickenpox
This Place? is all that, and that is what it's done
Don't sweat, don't fret, just have fun

Now I see a fine young lady
Hippin' and hoppin' and goin' crazy
This Place? really makes her scream
'Cause This Place? is the very best team
This Place? is full of love
For all the cute little mamas
This Place? will hold you tight
All through the night

This Place? is in this place and This Place? rocks
This Place? is in your face like chickenpox
This Place? is all that, and that is what it's done
Don't sweat, don't fret, just have fun

We're comin to the end of this song
But This Place? will go on and on
And on and on, and on and on
The show can't stop until the break of dawn
We came to make you dance
And laugh and cry and take off your pants
Just give This Place? a chance
Don't judge them by just a glance
Come listen to the glorious sound
Of a little rap rhythm round and round
Repeat after me all aloud
Come on in and join the crowd

This Place? is in this place and This Place? rocks